I Like You But……After 50 First Dates I Ramble On Here…..

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I like you like eye candy, but I would never want any kind of relationship with you, because you are just not my type.

I like you as a friend, maybe more, just playing the field. I just want affection from you temporarily, no commitment wanted or capable of having.

I like you a lot, and I may commit to you later.

I love you, but if you don’t give me what I need, I’ll get somewhere else secretly but still always love you and just hope you don’t find out.

I love you and can’t live without you. I adore you and won’t look seriously at anyone else again – never, no how, no way. I will love you and forsake all others til death do we part. (a woman’s dream and hard to find)

Women have 10, 15, 20, anybody give me 50? plus channels, here are just a few:

I like you, but don’t even think about it. You’re not my type. You can get my coffee, though. (jk) And I’ll thank you with a wink and a maybe a smile.

I like you and I’ll flirt with you, but you are off-limits to me because I found out you are married, you are a player, you’re not my religious affiliation, and/or you’re not my baby’s daddy.

I like you a lot, but you’re just not into me.

I like you a lot, and I’m glad you asked me out, but when I feel you pulling away, I put up my Capt. Kirk shields and you wonder why I am acting so weird?

I like you like plants need water, but you and I are not on the same page with plans for the future.

I like you, but you don’t like cats. My two have been snuggling with me on those long, lonely nights. Where were you?

I like you, but you won’t let a dog sleep with us. Hello?

I like you, but are you are allergic to cats.

I like you, but you don’t like my family, so forget it Bud.

I like you, but I don’t like your family, so forget it Bud.

I love you, but you have no ambition and I won’t eat macaroni and cheese the rest of my life, been there done that, had the fat roll to show off for it my aerobic pants.

I love you, but you can’t sing.

I love you, but you can’t kiss. Go practice on a cantelope or somethin.

I love you, but you are not romantic at all, especially when you burp (or worse) out loud and act like nothing happened.

I love you, but when your idea of a great outing is to the gun shop for more ammo, I’m outta here.

I love you, but your breath stanks! Tictacs are dirt cheap, buddy.

I love you, but you don’t ever wash your clothes, shave your face and mine is peeling from kissing your uneven bearded chin. The world does not contain enough moisturizer for that, and I’m afraid eventually my skin will fall off when I’m 85. Sorry, Bud you’re just not worth my skin. My Mary Kay costs way too much for that.

I love you, but when I’m #10 on your list of priorities, talk to the hand.

I love you, but when I’m on your list of your top 5 most important things to do today and I don’t make the cut, don’t play me. I’d rather get a “fill-in” and be asked at the nail salon,” why you got no boyfrin?”

I love you, but you don’t play fair and I’m not driving through Jacksonville every time you don’t feel like driving south. My gas costs big bucks, and my mileage is way too high. When I trade in my Toyota, it will be worth pennies. Besides, isn’t the guy supposed to do most of the driving at least initially? Come on, the girls who still likes to be treated in the old fashioned way, wants to be pursued. And your buggy is slow and draggin. Or, doesn’t come at all. Or comes when you FEEL like it. Sorry, rather get my hair colored.

I like you but…….you are Not Mr. Right and I must be Mrs. Wrong for you! I think I’ll just WAIT and sit on my front porch

and drink sweet tea and yak to my girlfriends about you, and you and you until I find the one I can’t live WITHOUT!

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